MotSaG EXCLUSIVE – Michigan note to Miles revealed

FootballLSU athletic department officials recently intercepted a copy of a note intended to be delivered to Les Miles. The message was reportedly aimed at convincing the head coach to consider a head coaching job at Michigan.

While the source of the note is only listed as “UM bloggers,” the specific author remains a mystery. (We’re looking at you, MGoBlog & MZone & MaizeNBrew & MSC.)

An anonymous source in the LSU athletic department provided that note to MotSaG, and we present it for public perusal here.

— Click here to see the note —

(Update: We were having problems with the link; should be fixed now)

Big 10 has best overall CFB coaching

FootballWith the anti-Big 10 nonsense that is currently dominating the media, many overlook one shining example of Big 10 superiority: coaching.

Of course, great coaching is not limited to a particular conference. There are examples of excellence from the Pacific to the Atlantic. Starting on the left coast, consider Carroll & Tedford. One is considered a genius by general consensus, the other a rising superstar who does scary things with average players and sub-par facilities.

Crossing the Rockies into the Big 12, one first has to scale the wall erected by Bob Stoops to keep the best players from the Plains states in-house, where 10-win seasons and national title contention is the minimum acceptable level of performance.

Continuing east across the Mississippi, men like Les Miles and Urban Meyer stand out as consistently above their peers, even during those off-years when the talent they’re coaching is not. Steve Spurrier and his dominant teams of the 90s should also be mentioned, here.

But cross north of the Ohio River Valley and you enter a land dominated by coaching excellence, tradition, skill, and competitiveness that is unequaled anywhere else in college football. Other conferences have their leaders, but none is as deep as the Big 10. Consider just a few examples:

Jim Tressel
The Sweatervest is the only active coach in Division I-A with five or more national titles in any division. Since taking over OSU’s job in 2001, he has an 83% winning percentage, which includes the aberrant 7-5 record earned his inaugural season after taking over the team from the fired John Cooper. In the seven years since joining the Big 10, his teams have earned the conference title four times and gone 4-2 in bowl games, including two BCS title games (one win, one loss in each). In 2007, despite losing a Heisman-winning quarterback and seven “skill position” starters to the NFL, he coached his team to another Big 10 championship and third BCS title game appearance. With a victory against LSU, he’ll be the only coach in history to have two BCS titles.

Ron Zook
Zook’s coaching success started at OSU in the 80s, followed shortly thereafter with a stint with that dominant 90’s Spurrier staff. In 2005, he inherited a rock-bottom Illini program and improved it from 2-10 to 9-3 by his third year. Zook recruited and trained most of the starters on Florida’s 2006 national championship squad. In 2007, his team finished tied for second-place in the Big 10, which included a road victory over #1 Ohio State, and his 2008 team will be favored by many to win the conference.

Lloyd Carr
What can one say about Carr that hasn’t been blogged about incessantly over the past few weeks? I’ll plagiarize Brian, here:

    Michigan in the Carr era: 121-40, one national championship, two BCS bowl wins, five conference titles, five bowl wins, no losing seasons.

‘Nuff said. Sure, we’ve had our fun with Carr, but we wouldn’t dare argue that he wasn’t a pillar to the college football coaching community.

Joe Paterno
Is there really a need to list JoePa’s career accomplishments here? He’s the winningest coach in history for a reason.

Joe Tiller
I list Tiller here because he is more responsible than any other coach for bringing in the modern era to the Big 10. Tiller’s “Basketball on Grass” made the rest of the Big 10 sit up and take notice of how best to combine speed and spread formations. If Tiller had ever acquired a competitive defensive coordinator, the past decade of Big 10 champions might have looked a lot different.

Bret Bielema
Since being selected by Barry Alverez as his successor two years ago, he’s gone 21-4, including a 12-1 inaugural season (which has only been done three times in NCAA history). That’s something that Tressel didn’t even accomplish at OSU, and Bielema’s done it with Alverez’s recruits. No doubt UW will become even stronger as Bielema’s initial recruiting classes get more playing time over the upcoming seasons.

Mark Dantonio
As of 2007, Dantonio is still getting settled in as new coach of MSU, but his history of success at multiple levels and for multiple teams is proof of his coaching prowess. Dantonio served as an assistant coach on all of Tressel’s dominant staffs, from YSU to OSU, including coaching the national-champion 2002 Ohio State defense. As head coach of Cincinnati, in his first year alone he led his team to its first winning season in 23 years, and directed the team into the Big East (where they beat an undefeated #7 Rutgers squad). Dantonio has the same challenge as his predecessors in East Lansing… how to woo talented players away from Ann Arbor. If he can be successful in that effort, there’s no question that MSU would transform back into an elite program.

Past Tradition
Finally, what would an article about Big 10 coaching be without mentioning men from the past such as (and in no particular order): Fielding Yost, Woody Hayes, Bo Schembechler, Barry Alverez, Fritz Crisler, Lovie Smith, Biggie Munn, Hayden Fry, Cam Cameron, Lou Holtz, Wes Fesler, Earl Bruce, etc., etc. There is no other conference with as deep a coaching tradition as the Big 10. All elements, motifs, and styles of modern football began as experiments and adjustments by the head coaches there. College football’s past is rooted in the Big 10, and the conference’s current group of coaches are continuing that tradition by being the most influential leaders and shapers of the sport.

So, over the next few weeks, as you hear over and over again how “OSU doesn’t have a chance to win the title,” or “Illinois doesn’t deserve to be in the Rose,” or “UM is going to lose by 900 to the Gators,” consider at least one area where the Big 10 has an advantage over everyone else, and don’t immediately discount any team that has such excellent leadership.

A.J. Hawk finally wins Butkus

Little AnimalLast night, James Laurinaitis took home the Butkus award as the nation’s best linebacker, winning the trophy over Penn State’s Dan Connor and Colorado’s Jordon Dizon.

“I feel like I’ve stolen it from these two guys and am taking the trophy back to Columbus,” said Laurinaitis.

As expected, Penn State Nation is in uproar. Rather than argue over whether or not the Little Animal is a better linebacker than Dan Connor (he is, though), we’ll just say that if you think Connor deserved it, well, then, consider this award as balancing out the egregious snub of A.J. Hawk two years ago for PSU’s Posluszny.

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Bumper Sticker Hubris

FootballThe ever-cogent SMQ fires a pre-emptive strike into the “SEC Speed” nonsensical argument that will no doubt reach insane proportions over the next month.

I realize it’s generally considered bad form (or just plain lazy) to past large blocks of text from someone else’s work into one’s own, but there’s simply too much wisdom here to trim down into small bites. SMQ makes no bones about his opinion of the “MNC” or the Buckeyes, so his credibility on the matter is to be respected.

The worst result of last year’s mythical championship game was the growth and perpetuation of this absurd notion of superior “SEC speed,” based not on the collective 40 times and shuttle drills of hundreds of players on a couple dozen teams that make up the SEC and Big Ten, but on a handful of plays in a single game that was decidedly outside the season-long patterns of both participants, and not demonstrably decided by “speed…” Based on everything we know from the dozen “samples” on both sides leading up to last January, that Florida team couldn’t beat that Ohio State team by 27 points again in a whole season of trying. There’s a reason the Gators were underdogs, and it’s not because they kept the fast guys under wraps when squeaking out wins against South Carolina and Vanderbilt.

Truth. He goes on with some advice for our overconfident southern brethren:

One would think the false sense of inevitability that followed Ohio State prior to last year’s championship (or USC the year before that, or that very, very fast Miami team in 2002, or, I don’t know, LSU, Ohio State, West Virginia, USC, Oregon, Michigan, Oklahoma, California, Florida or LSU again prior to stunning upsets over the last three months) would demonstrate the virtues of humility to fans everywhere.

…and offers a very realistic picture of what the title game will look like:

Based on everything we know from both teams’ performances this season, Ohio State and LSU should be a close, hard-hitting game between two of the few teams that still operate largely from traditional two-back sets on offense and do not hesitate to run old-fashioned isos, counters and traps into the line… It will be decided by the side that executes and catches the right breaks under the specific set of circumstances that unfold on Jan. 7… The athletes, the speed, all of that is a given. LSU and Ohio State have both turned in top ten recruiting classes each of the last four seasons. They’ve all got the athletes. They’ve all got the speed. The differences in raw talent on this level are nil. This championship, like all championships, will be about combining management, strategy and execution in the moment, and probably a bounce or timely flag or two. Not as catchy as “SEC Speed,” but anything more precise than wrongheaded, bumper sticker hubris rarely is.

Bravo. We’ve been complaining about the “SEC speed” myth for a long time now, but thanks to SMQ we now have a moniker for those who spout it: Bumper Sticker Hubris.

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Don’t let ESPN convince you the BCS is at fault

FootballAfter last night’s games, ESPN was quick to stir up angst towards the BCS system.

The SportsCenter and GameDay hosts kept asking “How terrible of a system do we have when, on the very last night of the CFB season, we don’t know who will be playing for the title?”

Listen up, my allergic-to-critical-thinking-ESPN-boneheads: It has nothing to do with the system. It has everything to do with nos. 1 and 2 going down in back-to-back weeks. Again:

The fact that the teams ranked 1 and 2 lost two weeks in a row is not the BCS’s fault.

If college football had a playoff, and the top two seeds went down, would you hear people complaining that the playoff system “needed to be fixed?” Of course not. So why is it the BCS’s fault when LSU, Kansas, Missouri, and West Virginia all lose within a span of eight days?

The truth? ESPN is pushing animosity towards the BCS because they can’t make more money off of it. Fox has the game, and the best ESPN can do is the Tostitos Pontiac Tampax BCS Selection Show sponsored in part by Joe Bob’s Tire and Lube (Sunday, 6 p.m. ET).

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: ESPN has become the MTV of the sports world. Programming, talking points, agenda items, etc. are all driven by (1) what makes the most money, and (2) the perception of what’s popular. The network’s once thoughtful commentary and analysis have turned into oft-repeated talking points and punditry.

Here’s an SAT analogy to make my point:

    ______ is to ESPN as Britney Spears is to MTV.

    A. SEC Speed
    B. Jeff Gordon
    C. Tom Brady
    D. Nelson Mandela
    E. Three of the above
    F. None of the above

Get it?

Take another example: Earlier this week, when Les Miles said that his team was ‘technically undefeated, because LSU’s losses were in overtime,’ all halfway-intelligent people on the planet collectively rolled their eyes and said, “oh, BROTHER.” Right? We all agreed that such a statement required a, oh, shall we say, a certain disconnection from reality.

Yet ESPN thought that argument sounded just witty enough that most mouth breathing brain dead fans might admire it, and decided to parrot it for a nationwide audience on SportsCenter. They actually showed and discussed a screen graphic that had LSU’s season itemized in the following manner:

    LSU Tigers
    Wins: 11
    Losses: 0
    Losses in OT: 2

Are you kidding me? They’ll insinuate that the Tigers had zero losses, just to get the SEC back in the title game? Pathetic.

But back to the BCS. Almost exactly one year ago, we published our “Wait to hate on the BCS” post:

“To me, all the BCS hatred seems a bit premature. I think fans should let the games play themselves out. Consider the following: What if Florida beats OSU? What if USC wins the Rose? What if UM wins the Rose, but needs a miracle (or just looks sloppy)? Any of the three outcomes would retroactively validate the BCS selections.”

In short, even though ESPN never admitted it, the BCS worked perfectly in 2006. It worked in 2005, too, when Vince Young beat the “best in hi$tory zomg !eleventy!11” USC Trojans.

In fact, in the decade of BCS selections, there has only been one season where the system clearly broke down: in 2004, when the system kept a deserving Auburn team out of the game.

But since then, the pollsters have taken it upon themselves to make sure that never happens again. They did it last year, by recognizing that Florida deserved a title shot & leapfrogging them over everyone else to #2. They’ll do the same thing this year, and once again choose a deserving team to match up against the Buckeyes.

Well now things are really screwed up

I LOL'ed

So as I mentioned earlier, a soft West Virginia team got punched in the gut and could not recover. They’re out. Finished 13-9 by Pittsburgh. Really? Pittsburgh? That’s not right. Missouri is struggling and will also probably be out. So now what?

We know this: Ohio State will be playing for the National Championship. It is absolutely killing people outside of Columbus that this is now an indisputable fact. A few items:

  • Holy crap did the Zebras try to give West Virginia the game. That was disgusting.
  • That look on Rich Rodriguez’s face was one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen after West Virginia failed on 4th and short.
  • If I was a fan of an SEC team (I think I just threw up a little there. Excuse me for a sec). Okay, if I was a fan of say, Arkansas or Tennessee and I had to sit through a game on CBS with Gary Danielson having to listen to him give Les Miles and the rest of the LSU team a fricken tongue bath. It’s also very disgusting. My foot would be meeting my television, Mr. Mom style.
  • This is so screwed up and the BCS looks like total gar-baj. Say hello to an OSU versus Hawai’i National Championship Game!

And another one’s gone

Another one’s gone…

Another one bites the dust.

Meeting for drinks at the end of the season

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[ open on interior, Big Ten Coaches’ Private Pub & Lounge ]

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Carr: Hey, do you fellas know a… a guy by the name Vernon Gholston?!!

Tressel: Yeah, I know Vernon Gholston!

Paterno: Best darn lineman in Division I-A!

Tressel: Goes about 7’1″, 265, he does.

Carr: And that’s before he eats breakfast!!

Paterno: He insists on being called THE Vernon Gholston!

Tressel: He scared Gary Danielson out of the press box and all the way to the SEC!

Carr: [ holds glass in air ] To Vernon Gholston!

Together: Vernon Gholston!!

Tressel: Did I ever tell you about the time Vernon Gholston went to Wisconsin?!

Paterno: [ drunkenly confessing ] My third testicle has left me completely sterile.

[ uncomfortable silence ]

Others:

Tressel: …Anyway… Vernon Gholston decides he’s going to beat the snot out of Bucky Badger! He goes over to the mascot and starts whalin’ and poundin!! Someone stops him and says, “Hey! That’s a girl in that costume!” Vernon Gholston just wiped the blood off his knuckles and said, “Hey. Woulda happened sometime.”

Carr: He breastfeeds Charlie Weis!

Tressel: He’s been dead for three years now. No one’s noticed and I’m not saying anything!

Paterno: Goes about 8’10”, 590, he does.

Carr: His right bicep is ranked 17th in the AP College Football Poll!

Paterno: He singlehandedly fought back thousands of Persian warriors at Thermopylae! Two thousand years later, they go to make a movie about it, and called it “1.” But once in post-production, they decided the story sounded too far-fetched, so they made up a story about an army of Gholstons. Three hundred of them, to be exact.

Carr: I remember that!! It did pretty good at the box office.

Tressel: [ thrusting glass in the air ] To Vernon Gholston!

Together: Vernon Gholston!!

Carr: Did I ever tell about the time Vernon Gholston came to play Michigan?

Tressel: [ drunkenly confessing ] I’m wanted on indecent exposure charges in seven states.

[ uncomfortable silence ]

Others:

Carr: …Anyway… During halftime, he went up to one of our wolverine mascots, grabbed its head and screamed “Say, ‘I’m a faerie ballerina!!’ SAY IT!!” Then he squished its head in such a manner that it made a sound like “imafarybulreena.” It wasn’t exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a wolverine!!

Tressel: He cured Parkinson’s during his final exam in intro biology!

coachesBar2.jpgPaterno: He’s 713 years old!

Tressel: He tutored Greg Oden in the third grade!

Carr: Goes about 9’3″, 720, he does.

Paterno: He’ll eat an SEC team for breakfast and poop out a MAC team approximately six hours later.

Carr: [ almost tossing glass into the air ] To Vernon Gholston!

Together: Vernon Gholston!!

Paterno: Hey, did I ever tell you about the time Chad Henne dared Vernon Gholston to stare straight at the Sun?!?

Carr: [ drunkenly confessing ] I cry myself to sleep every night of OSU week.

[ uncomfortable silence ]

Others:

Paterno: …Anyway… the Biceps turned and stared straight at the Sun. He didn’t blink or take his eyes off it! He stood there all day like a statue, until sunset, until the Sun’s rays burned a hole! Straight. Through. His. Skull!! Then he turned to Hart with a huge smoldering hole in his head and said, “You look like crap, Fatty McSucksicle! Now fetch me a beer, and tell your girlfriend it’s time to give me another backrub!!”

Carr: His pant cuffs have never been wet!

Paterno: Goes about 10’1″, 850, he does.

Tressel: In 1985 he had a bowel movement. He called it Troy Smith and it went on to win a Heisman!

Carr: He once tackled the Sousaphone player running to dot the I in script Ohio, thinking he was Mike Hart!

Paterno: To Vernon Gholston!

Together: Vernon Gholston!!

coachesBar3.jpgBig Booming Voice: [ comes from extremely tall figure in upper camera angle ] I’M Vernon Gholston!! WHO WANTS A DRINK?!

[ the guys get excited and raise their glasses in the air towards Vernon Gholston]

Together: VERNON GHOLSTON!!

by el Kaiser & sportsMonkey

Why UM only earned 91 total yards

Some will blame injuries for Michigan’s lack of offensive production. Some will blame the weather conditions. Others will blame Carr’s playcalling. Still others might blame the Michigan WRs who dropped pass after pass.

But here’s the real reason why Michigan laid an egg offensively:

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Source image credit Tony Ding, AP, & ESPN