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5 Things We Learned: B1G Week 1

As I type this article our beloved Buckeyes have yet to take the field and strike down their rancorous fury upon the Virginia Tech Dirty Chickens.  As you read these words you will (hopefully) be basking in the glory of our 14th victory in a row.  The other thirteen teams in the Big Ten have completed their games though and much can be said about what we learned after watching our conference foes take the field in week one.  Here are my five takeaways from the week that was in the Big Ten.

#1: Move Down the Bench, Penn State

After a 27-10 beat-down at the hands of Temple – yes, I said TEMPLE – the Nittany Lions are possibly going to have to slide down the bench from their spot as the third best team in the B1G East.  Christian Hackenberg had a hard time proving himself as one of the best quarterbacks in the league as he was intercepted once, sacked TEN times and hurried on just about every other snap of the game.  Needless to say the Penn State offensive line was atrocious and the Owls held their opponents to zero points in the final three quarters of the game.  Temple beat PSU for the first time in 40 tries.  To put that into perspective, the last time that Temple was victorious in the meeting of these two schools, it was 1941 and Joe Paterno was fourteen years old.  After Saturday, Penn State is going to have a hard time competing with the other teams atop the Big Ten East.

#2:  Minnesota Isn’t That Bad

The collective expectations for the 2015 Golden Gopher squad were one of a down year, and for good reason.  With the departure of playmakers David Cobb and Maxx Williams from last season’s offense, Minnesota was expected to struggle mightily on the offensive side of the ball.  And when TCU came knocking for the season opener, the assumption for the game’s outcome was an even more impressive win than last year for the Horned Frogs.  But that was not the case.  Minnesota played well against the #2 team in the country and needed only a little onside kick fairy dust at the end of regulation to set themselves up for a chance to topple their opponents.  Unfortunately for Minnesota, the kick was recovered and Trevone Boykin and company were able to run out the clock.  Minnesota impressed me, though.  They made adjustments throughout the game and improved in every quarter.  They held a Heisman hopeful quarterback under 300 yards passing and only lost by six points.  They may be 0-1 but I believe that Jerry Kill can still direct this squad towards a very successful season in the Big Ten.

#3: Tim Beckman is Bad

ESPN called the Illinois victory over lowly Kent State this week “cathartic“.  I’ll admit I had to look that word up, but when I did it made perfect sense.  Illinois has been bad for a long time and coach Tim Beckman was the hire that was supposed to bring them out of their funk.  Instead he lead Illinois to a record of 12-25 in four seasons, amassing a whopping four wins against Big Ten teams in that time frame.  So it was no surprise to see the Fighting Illini put 28 points on the board in the first quarter against a woeful Kent State team.  Interim coach Bill Cubit’s Illinois played like the eleven players on the other side of the line of scrimmage all had Beckman’s face on the side of their helmets.  A 52-3 victory over the Golden Flashes is nowhere near enough for me to dub them the surprise team in the Big Ten.  But it was strikingly obvious that this team was ecstatic to be playing for Cubit – to have a fresh start.

#4: Jim Harbaugh is not Urban Meyer

Yes the defense was dominant at times, but all of Michigan’s problems in their loss to Utah can be tied directly to the head coach.  The play-calling (and the hideous uniforms) came right out of the late 90’s.  The silly mental mistakes and organizational miscues that led to timeouts and penalties were frustrating to watch.  The new quarterback struggled and the offense failed to make adjustments against a staunch Ute defense.  All of these are excusable offenses for a new coach… if the new coach were anyone other than Jim Harbaugh.  National pundits raved about the Harbaugh hire from day one.  Michigan fans have been over the moon about his past dominance and how he would bring the Wolverines back to the upper echelon of the Big Ten and start another Ten Year War with Ohio State coach Urban Meyer.  But Harbaugh is no Meyer.  His team struggled in aspects of the game where he is supposed to be most successful.  He’s a “Quarterback Guru” yet QB Jake Rudock threw three interceptions (he only threw five all last season with Iowa).  He’s a “Player’s Coach” yet his players seemed uninspired and discombobulated, especially on offense.  He’s a “Master Motivator” yet his team could not get up for a revenge game against a program with half the history of the Wolverines.  Urban Meyer went 12-0 in his first season with nothing to play for thanks to NCAA sanctions.  Harbaugh has everything to play for and can’t push his team to a victory in the first week.  Sorry Michigan fans, Harbaugh is not on the same level as Urban Meyer.

#5: Outdoor Summer Weddings… Bad Idea

This is the spot where I will reserve space for some Buckeye tidbit every week.  But as I said before, I’m still hours away from kickoff as I write this thanks to the odd Monday night kickoff.  Instead I’ll let you know where I spent my Saturday.  Mount Orab, Ohio is just east of Cincinnati in the middle of nowhere.  My good friend got married there Saturday on his parent’s farm and asked me to be his DJ/emcee.  He filled this same role for me when I got married so I was happy to oblige, even though I’ve never even attempted to DJ a wedding in my entire life.  It was a fun experience, but I’ve gotta say to all of you Buckeyes reading this and planning to get married in the near future: if you want to have a late summer wedding, have it indoors.  I was pouring sweat and getting annihilated by mosquitoes for the entire evening.  I missed just about every opening football game of the season and no amount of the The Electric Slide or Mambo #5 can get those games back.  Congratulations Dave and Amy – be glad the Buckeyes weren’t playing until Monday because otherwise you would have been looking for a different DJ.

Why I Don’t Care About the Big Ten

Every year, I ask myself, “Am I a fan of the Big Ten Conference or simply just a fan of the Ohio State Buckeyes? It’s a question that I annually reflect on prior to the opening kickoff of the college football season – albeit for maybe 17 seconds. And every year I remind myself that all I really care about is Ohio State, and it’s such a refreshing revelation, over and over again.

Maybe it’s a byproduct of #FirstWorldProblems – otherwise known as #BuckeyeNationProblems – but in the last decade or so, Ohio State fans have been able to enjoy the luxury of not caring about the well-being of our conference counterparts. How important is conference prestige when our own team has proven that it has the talent, coaching, training and depth to be the best team in the country? Dating back to the 2001 season (and including the vacated 2010 season), the Buckeyes have amassed a 151-32 record – including a 12-2 mark against Michigan, won two national championships in four title game appearances, won seven Big Ten championships, and tallied the most BCS bowl appearances (tying USC for the most wins) of any school during the BCS era. And the Scarlet and Gray did it all on their own, without any other Big Ten football teams reaching their arms out and offering to help OSU achieve that success.

All that conference “rah-rah” stuff is for fans of schools who can’t achieve elite levels of success for themselves; those fans who need to ride the coattails of other programs in order to feel like their own team is relevant on the national stage. Take Michigan fans, for example. Show me a die-hard Michigan fan that truly, genuinely rooted for Ohio State to beat Alabama and Oregon to win the 2014 national championship, and I will show you a liar – or a fool. A Michigan fan might say, “The championship is good for the Big Ten.” But is it really? No, the championship is good for Ohio State, period. Five-star prospects didn’t suddenly gain more interest in middle-tier Big Ten teams because Urban Meyer and company got to hoist the shiny new trophy. Other teams aren’t receiving an abundance of national TV and radio exposure because the Buckeyes brought the title home to Columbus.

Ohio State has reached a point where neither the program nor its fans need to have any concern about the well-being of the other 13 schools in the conference. That shouldn’t be interpreted negatively – it’s a sign that we’ve reached an elite spot in college football and can take care of our own business without any help.  Sure, it’d be nice, from a recruiting perspective, to point out to prospects the highly touted competition they’d get to test themselves against every week. A more competitive Big Ten – and the improved strength of schedule that would come from it – would also provide a larger margin for error in the event of a late-season Ohio State loss. Think about LSU in 2007 – the Tigers lost twice during the regular season, but because it was evident that they were the most talented team in the country – from the most stacked conference – it was as if the BCS committee and NCAA made excuses so that LSU could still play for the title.

The bottom line is this: the Buckeyes are in the midst of an era where they have the talent, coaching, training and depth to beat every single team in America. We don’t need help from other Big Ten schools in order for us to look good or make our case for a playoff berth. Regardless of how the rest of the conference performs in non-conference play, Ohio State has its own standards to play up to – standards that the Buckeyes, themselves, have created through years of pursuing excellence. It’s simple – if Ohio State handles its own business and wins games, good things will continue to happen. That’s why I don’t care about the Big Ten.

MotSaG B1G Power Poll Week 2

The Votes Are IN

Teams Points Record (Conf) Position Last Week
Ohio State 8 1-0 (0-0) 1
msu 16 1-0 (0-0) 2
minnesota 33 0-1 (0-0) 4
northwestern 34 1-0 (0-0) 12
wisconsin 39 0-1 (0-0) 3
iowa 57 1-0 (0-0) 8
nebraska 59 0-1 (0-0) 6
maryland 68 1-0 (0-0) 9
rutgers 70 1-0 (0-0) 11
illinois 73 1-0 (0-0) 13
michigan 83 0-1 (0-0) 7
indiana 2 93 1-0 (0-0) 10
penn state 98 0-1 (0-0) 5
purdue 107 0-1 (0-0) 14

We have some big movement on our Power Poll thanks to Penn State choking, Nothwestern pulling a surprise with beating Stanford. Illinois was another real shocker with a big win after everything that happened seven days before the start of the season.

Agree or disagree with us feel free to leave us a comment telling us who you would move around.

Ohio State Rolls Late, Spins to a 42-24 Victory Over Virginia Tech

Going in to Blacksburg, there was a feeling that revenge was on the minds of Buckeye Fans, hoping that Evil Urban would make an appearance and silence any doubt that the 2014 team at the end of the season was not the same team that lost to Virginia Tech in early September. And early on, all things pointed to just that. Two easy scores in the first quarter, including an 80 yard run by Ezekiel Elliot had Buckeye fans puffing their chests and gearing up for a rout. Cardale took an option off the left edge for another first quarter score, only to have it called back on a holding call. An almost 21-0 lead still had the Buckeyes up 14-0.

Then a muffed punt, an interception, and two throw back passes from Virginia Tech’s Mike Brewer led to 17 unanswered points and a half-time lead, 17-14. Uh-oh.

On, and Ohio State Twitter was kind of on fire. Par for the course, really.

Then the second half happened and nothing went the Hokies way. Their starting QB, Michael Brewer, was hurt on a crunching sack from Aldophus Washington, sending him to the locker room. If there was a glimmer of an upset, it left with Brewer.

Also, if there was a glimmer of an upset, Braxton Miller’s touchdown catch and absolutely ridiculous spin (see above) snuffed that out quickly.

Everything wasn’t perfect. There were defensive missteps, occasional goofy offensive play calls and just some sloppiness in special teams. Ultimately, minus a garbage time touchdown, Ohio State buckled down and dominated the second half to come out on top, 42-24.

3 Thoughts From The Mind Of Minnich ~ Hokies Will Come ‘Loaded For Bear’ Against OSU

“Loaded For Bear” is an old expression, meaning someone or several people are ready for a difficult challenge. You could make the argument that although Virginia Tech effectively disrupted and dismantled Ohio State’s offense in 2014 using the Bear Front Cover 0 scheme, it will be the Buckeyes who are truly ‘loaded for bear’ as they begin the 2015 season in Blacksburg at 8pm EST on 09/07/2015.

Three Quick Things I will be keeping an eye out for during the game:

1. The Bear Front Cover 0 Scheme: How quickly will Virginia Tech use it against Ohio State, and how effectively will Ohio State be able to neutralize it? As stated up above, and as any Ohio State fan remembers from 2014, Virginia Tech used the Bear Front Cover 0 to its maximum effectiveness last year in Columbus. Why would Virginia Tech possibly deviate from something that worked so well? All offseason, Ohio State has practiced on how to defeat the scheme. The chess match between Virginia Tech’s Bud Foster and Ohio State Head Coach Urban Meyer and Ed Warriner will be fascinating.

2. Special Teams Truly Need To Be Special: Besides a stifling defense, Virginia Tech has made a sterling reputation off its special teams units, often blocking punts that swung the momentum in their favor against their opponent. Cameron Johnston is a tremendous punter, but needs to be prepared for the possibility of the Hokies going all out with a punt block scheme.

3. It Truly Is ‘Miller Time’: Braxton Miller returns to the field of play for the first time since January 2014. How much of a factor will Miller be as an H-Back, or as a listed punt returner? The aforementioned Foster will be on high alert any and all times Miller steps on the field for the Buckeyes.

I believe this game is going to be a tougher game than many Ohio State fans want to acknowledge. Blacksburg is going to be loud, raucous, and well-liquidated after a whole day in preparation for this game. Virginia Tech will not only run the Bear Front Cover 0 scheme, but look for various blitzes and stunts that will test Ohio State’s offensive line and the starting quarterback; for the record, I believe that will be J.T. Barrett, but I anticipate Cardale Jones getting playing time as well. Both Chris Spielman and Joey Galloway believe this will be a close one; who am I to argue with Buckeye legends? I have it being close until the fourth quarter, with Ohio State pulling away, to make it Ohio State 28, Virginia Tech 17.

Key Players in the VT-OSU game

It is here. It is finally here. Ohio State gets to go for revenge and Virginia Tech gets to try and prove that last year was not just lucky. It’s time for Ohio State to take on the “favored to win it all” status. The journey to a repeat of the national title for the Bucks starts in Blacksburg. Whether it is the national spotlight, the best team in the country looking for revenge or just simply enter sandman, this game is full of must sees and excitement. In every big game, and every game in general, there are bound to be a few players who are play a big factor and are very important in their team’s success. Lets take a look at some of those players for both Ohio State and Virginia Tech.

Virginia Tech:

Quarterback Michael Brewer– Brewer played a key role in the upset last year, throwing for 200 yards and 2 touchdowns. He was playing in one of his first games as a hokie, due to his transfer from Texas tech the year before, so there were a lot of question marks as to how he would play. He came in and delivered a solid performance `and propelled his team to victory. If they want to pull off the upset again, Brewer will have to have an unbelievable game with mistakes being minimal.

Defensive Ends Dadi Nicolas and Ken Ekanem-

In my article last week, I mentioned these 2 players as the guys who could mess up Ohio State’s offense and give them trouble and I am sticking to that. a large factor in the game last year and what caused Ohio State so much trouble was the pressure the defense got on JT Barrett and how they forced him  to throw incompletions and commit turnovers. These 2 returners are key in attempting to get that same amount of pressure on Ohio State and forcing them to make the same mistakes to keep Virginia Tech in this football game

Cornerback Kendall Fuller-

Kendall Fuller is the returning star corner for the Hokies. He was First Team All-ACC and Third Team All-American last year and he was only a true sophomore. He has a large task ahead of him with stopping Micheal Thomas, but if he can do that and make Thomas a non factor, then it will put serious pressure on a very thin receiving core due to suspensions and injuries. Also. last year Barrett completed 9 passes and 6 of them were to Thomas so expect him to heavily utilized again this year.

Ohio State-

Tight End Nick Vannett-

As I stated in the above post, Ohio State is stretched very thin at the receiver position. That means that to take some pressure off Thomas and the running game, they will need to utilize the tight ends. This goes beyond Vannett and also to Marcus Baugh for production, but with Vannett being the number one guy this year, expect him to break out and be used quite often in this game.

Defensive End- Sam Hubbard-

With Joey Bosa being suspended for a game, Sam Hubbard is going to be able to step into a huge role very early in his Ohio State career. The freshman, who was a safety in high school, will take Bosa’s spot on the end and, with the high expectations to live up too, he will have to show up strong and ready. Also, with a line who last 2 starters to graduation last year and has one suspended, they will only have one returning starter in this game so some young guys are going to be tasked with getting pressure on Brewer and forcing him into mistakes.

Offensive Line-

This time last year, this O line was very young and inexperienced and during this game, it showed. Barrett was on the run all game and Bud Foster’s defense had them beat. Throughout the year however, that all changed. They gained experience, their skill grew and they ended up being a major factor in Ohio State’s national championship  run. Regardless of who Ohio State starts at QB, as long as this line plays like they did in the playoffs and how they are expected to play this year, this powerful OSU offense will have a good game.

Prediction: Ohio State-38, Virginia Tech-21

Even though some people *cough Mark May cough* think that Virginia Tech will pull it off again, OSU has way too powerful of an offense and defense for Va Tech to take this one. I expect it to be close at the half, but this offense will too much and overpower Virginia Tech. OSU takes this one and gets their revenge.

Behind Enemy Lines

I was glued to my television Thursday night checking in on the fighting Harbaughs season opening loss at Utah with great interest.  Was it simply because it was the first action of College Football since the Buckeyes hoisted the crystal ball weirdly shaped, staff like trophy after beating the Ducks in Dallas?  Was it my morbid curiosity to see how the Michigan Football program had managed to “improve” upon another disappointing season?  Was it to check on that Mr. Harbaugh guy –  the unquestioned SAVIOR to Michigan football?  Let’s just say it was a combination of everything, and I savored every minute of it.

Just watching this new Michigan squad for the first time, (awful new uniforms aside) it didn’t take very long to see new life – new hope – a new program.  The players are more confident in the system and more importantly, the man behind it all.  Last year under Brady Hoke the team never looked energized.  Displayed no passion until they inevitably played up when the Buckeyes came to town.  Harbaugh is a different animal.  He’s a motivator, a tactician, a strategist and a mad man.  He has won everywhere and you’d be foolish to think he won’t turn this Michigan program around (and inevitably head back to the NFL much sooner than Michigan fans would hope after driving his co-workers and superiors insane).  Michigan will lean heavily on their defense this year.  It was good under Brady Hoke and is expected to perform even better this year – and it will need to.  The Michigan defense will keep them in most games, but there are some glaring issues on the other side if the ball.

Harbaugh has a desperate lack of playmakers on offense.  Amara Darboh had a career game against the Utes but he certainly doesn’t strike fear in the heart of  defensive coordinators.  Jake Butt is a fantastic receiving tight end, but he needs to improve his blocking to reach his full potential.  After that you have Jehu Chesson and freshman Grant Perry as your main receivers. Yikes.  No sign so far of the uber hyped Jabril Peppers on offense.  Same for Drake Harris.  They might be needed come mid-season and I wouldn’t be surprised to see them start stealing away some reps.

The offensive line continues to be a major struggle.  This is a topic that has been discussed ad nauseam for several years under Brady Hoke so I won’t delve into it much here.  The line brings back experience which has helped them, but they lack talent.  Their line play wont magically improve by seasons end – it hasn’t the last three plus years.  Thanks in part to their struggles at the line of scrimmage (29 car 79 yards rushing total week one), it’s hard to get a feel about their backfield situation.  De’Veon Smith is their number one back and he runs with great power but lacks breakaway speed and elusiveness.  Ty Isaac, the USC transfer, is another big talented back who could see some run later in the year.  Derrick Green is… somewhere on the depth chart. (two carries for one yard in week one) Let’s just be grateful that Urban decided to pursue some kid from St. Louis named Ezekiel Elliot instead of Green – there were more than a few Buckeye fans initially upset about that decision.

The quarterback situation is still nowhere near Michigan standards.  Jake Rudock, of former Iowa Hawkeye glory, won the starting job because of his ability to take care of the football and limit mistakes.  Three picks later and the Wolverines left the field in Provost with their tails between their legs.  Shane Morris appears he simply can;t put it all together at this level despite all the physical tools needed.  I believe he will see some snaps as the season progresses, especially if Rudock continues to turn the ball over.

The key point of the early season may well be when BYU travels to Ann Arbor later this month.  Michigan gas two easy wings upcoming against Oregon St and UNLV before the Cougars come to town.  BYU knocked off fellow B1G foe Nebraska this week in dramatic fashion.  If Harbaugh loses that game in the friendly confined of the Big House, it might be a telling sign for the start of conference play.  We could be in store for some hilarious/awkward halftime interviews with the man clad in khaki.

 

Who Is That Guy?

With the 2015 College Football season under way our Ohio State Buckeyes open their season against non other than the only team to beat them last year; the Virginia Tech Hokies. In watching this game there may be some players on the field that are having a big impact that you may have never heard of before, so let’s take a look at some of the new faces the coaching staff is counting on to come up big in the first game of the year.

The first guy that the coaching staff is counting on to make some plays Monday is WR Parris Campbell from St.Vincent-St. Mary. Yes, the same high school as Lebron! Parrris is a 6’1″ 205 lbs RS Freshman that has made a major impact this fall camp. So much that word as leaked out that he will start at the WR spot opposite of Mike Thomas. Coach Meyer believes Parris can be the guy to take the spot of Evan Spencer from last year as one of the best blocking WR’s in the country because of his size and strength. Don’t let that fool you though. Parris is much more than a blocker. As a 4 star recruit coming out of HS, Parris is a freaky fast athlete with great hands. He will be expected to make some plays catching the ball just as much as he will be blocking for Zeke. Parris will be wearing #21 so keep an eye out!

Another guy in the receiving core that will need to make an impact in with the suspensions is RS Freshman Johnnie Dixon 5’11” 195 lbs from Dwyer high school in Florida. Dixon was a big time recruit when he committed to OSU and was expected to make an impact last year as a true freshman, but due to injury he had to take a redshirt. Johnny is a guy that can flat out fly! As one of the fastest players on the roster. No doubt he will be in the game for much of the offensive plays and will get quite a few touches. The thing to keep an eye on is that Johnnie will be wearing #5 this year instead of #1. A certain senior that has changed positions asked Johnnie for his number and ,out of respect, Johnnie gave it up. So be prepared for the new #1 and #5 to have a big impact Monday.

On the other side of the ball there were not a lot of spots to fill after graduation. Tommy Shutt #90 will take over most of the snaps that Mike Bennett took last year, along with true Sophmore Raekwon McMillan #5 taking over for Curtis Grant. One guy that you may not have great memories about is the new #2 corner Gareon Conley 6’0″ 195 lbs from Massillon, Oh. Conley has changed his number to #8 and hopefully that will help people forget the one performance he had last year as RS freshman when Michigan State blatantly targeted him in the first quarter when he was filling in for injured Eli Apple. Since then Conley has grown leaps and bounds according to the coaching staff. Conley was not simply given the job either he was tested greatly by Damon Webb #7 another guy that will get time on Monday, but Conley stood strong and earned the right to be a starter Monday. Hopefully he lives up to his 4 star ranking and is able to give the Buckeyes a strong presence opposite of Eli Apple.

The last player that should have a major impact on Monday is RS Freshman DE Sam Hubbard 6’5″ 265 lbs from Cincinnati, Oh. Sam has changed his number to #6 this year and you should definitely expect to see that number on the field a lot, even when Joey Bosa comes back. Sam is a guy that the coaches can’t help but talk about. Coming to the program as a safety, Sam has come along way to be where he is today. Even as a true freshman he was playing so well that the coaches considered stripping his redshirt away and playing him in the National Championship. That ,of course, did not happen and obviously worked out just fine! But, this year we are going to need Hubbard along with many others if we want to reach our ultimate goal… another title!

A few other guys you might see make an impact could be true Freshman CB Denzel Ward #12, Sophmore DE Jalyn Holmes #10, RS Sophmore DE Typuan Lewis #59, RS Freshman WR Terry McLaurin #83, and finally Sophmore OLB Dante Booker #33. Let’s see what this season brings! Go Bucks!

Unless You Root for One of These Teams, Pipe Down.

Thanks to everyone at Men of the Scarlet and Gray for letting me toss this little article out to you guys. I hope you don’t think it’s a huge embarrassing pile of failure. -BN

The Catalyst

The other day I was on Facebook because I’m ancient. It showed me a photo from three years ago of my kids and niece playing in their Ohio State jerseys. Seemed like a nice moment so I shared it with the two hundred-ish people I grew up with/went to high school with/worked with at some point but didn’t burn all the bridges on my way out. I should’ve predicted what happened next, but I didn’t.

One smart-ass who will remain nameless (mainly because I know he was messing around) joked, “Those poor kids being made to wear Ohio State clothes. Lol.”

Lol indeed.

So I replied, “You’re right. We should’ve put them in the colors of a team that sucks.” #sickburn

Because he’s either a Purdue fan or a Notre Dame fan to the extent he cares about college football at all. Still, I knew he was kidding and it was all in good fun.

The Epiphany

Still, the exchange made me think. Which fanbases, if any, really have any credibility or room to talk when they run down the football program at The Ohio State University (est. 1870 in accordance with the Morrill Land Grant Act of 1862)?

What criteria should we use to decide this? Win percentage against Ohio State and total number of wins against Ohio State seemed logical. What timeframe? We certainly don’t want to go back to 1892 because 1: all of a sudden a certain Team Up North will rather inaccurately resemble Not A Dumpster Fire, and 2: it’s not really relevant data. College football has changed a lot in the last two years, let alone the last century.

No matter the cutoff date it’s going to be somewhat arbitrary and prompt cries of Selective Endpoints™ from people in denial about how much their team sucks. That being the case, I realized I could go ahead and choose whatever timeframe I damn well felt like.

TL;DR I went with my lifetime, which means we’re looking at data beginning with the 1978 season.*

In case it comes up (and I imagine it will) the 1978 Sugar Bowl was played in January of 1978, a month before I was born. This actually impacts the stats a tiny bit but I didn’t know that when I started this. You’ll see.

The Numbers

Thirty-seven years is a REALLY long time. I’ve never experienced a span longer than that, if we’re honest. Ohio State has played 458 games in that span and won 347 of them (a 0.774 win percentage; not too shabby!) They’ve even tied six times, maybe one of which I can remember.

Results by conference (linked image shows each team’s record vs. Ohio State, not OSU’s record against them)

Since February of 1978, a total of eleven teams are over .500 against Ohio State as of this writing. A grand total of two of those (USC, Florida State) have beaten Ohio State more than twice.

One thing about this list: none of these teams play in the Big Ten. The B1G team with the best winning percentage against the Fightin’ Buckeyes of the Olentangy is Nebraska with a 1-1 record in that time. Next up from the B1G is a certain Team Up North with a 0.473 win percentage, followed by Wisconsin and Penn State who each have beaten the Buckeyes about 38% of the time they’ve played in the last 37 years. No other B1G team has even won three in ten against the Buckeyes.

More like the Big One and Little Fifteen, amirite?

Another result that was less surprising was that more than half of the teams on that list played in the Mighty SouthEastern Conference Pawwwwwl (MSECP). What was more surprising (to me) was that none of those teams have beaten Ohio State more than twice. Not nearly as dominant as the obnoxious Kentucky, Mississippi, Mississippi State, and Vanderbilt fans might have you believe when they’re whooping about their apparent superiority-by-osmosis.

The Results

There are seven teams that, in the relevant period, are over .500 against Ohio State and have beaten them more than once. Any team that’s just 1-0 against the Buckeyes in that time, well… I’d just point to this and leave it at that.

7: Texas (2-1, point differential: Ohio State +11) – Texas has two wins by a total of six points, thanks in many ways to Ryan Hamby and Anderson Russell. On the other hand, Ohio State has one win by 17 points thanks to Heisman Winner Troy Smith. Also, Texas was 6-7 last year, so…

6: Alabama (2-1, point differential: Alabama +6) – Alabama won the ‘94 Citrus Bowl 24-17 and the ‘86 Kickoff Classic 16-10.* On the other hand, Ohio State won this game, so…

* – and here’s why I said earlier the 1978 Sugar Bowl might come up. Alabama beat Ohio State 35-6 in that game. A few things: 1 – Although the game was played in 1978, it’s considered part of the 1977 season. 2 – Like I said above, I wasn’t born until a month after the game was played. 3 – I didn’t even realize all this when I did the analysis. 4- Spend a few hours making your own pretty Excel file, and post that or whatever if you don’t like it. 5 – Shut up.

5: Clemson (2-0, point differential: Clemson +7) – Two close and surprisingly infamous games, the 1979 Gator Bowl and the 2014 Orange Bowl, which saw the end of the line for Saint Wayne Woodrow Hayes (pbuh) and Everett Withers, respectively. Fair enough. If you’re one of the dozens of Clemson fans out there, feel free to talk trash about Ohio State. I guess.

4: South Carolina (2-0, point differential: South Carolina +24) – Back to back Outback Bowls in which the Gamecocks beat Steve Bellisari twice. On the other hand, in games not started by Steve Bellisari the Gamecocks are 0-0 all-time against the Buckeyes. That seems relevant, so…

3: Florida (2-0, 1.000; point differential: Florida +34) – Props where due, the 2006 National Championship Game was brutal. I’ve almost gotten over it by now. Then in the 2012 Gator Bowl a mediocre Gator team beat possibly the worst Ohio State football team of my lifetime by seven points. On the other hand…

2: Florida State (3-0, point differential: Florida State +43) – Two Seminole wins in the early 80’s and the Sugar Bowl curbstomping in 1998. Fair enough. If you’re a FSU fan, feel free to talk trash about Ohio State.

1: USC (6-0, point differential: USC +87) – Can’t really argue here. The Trojans have consistently whooped our boys since my birth. Credit where due. If you’re a USC fan, feel free to talk trash about Ohio State.

Oh Yeah…

If you’re a fan of one of the following teams, you really oughta think about swallowing whatever clever comment you had in mind about Commodore Urban Francis Xavier Meyer and his mighty squad of ne’er-do-wells.

Notre Dame (0-3, point differential: OSU +46) – Many of my fuzziest memories come from those.

Oregon (0-4, point differential: OSU +66) - One of my best friends is a Duck fan. Still, woof.

Cincinnati (0-5, point differential: OSU +91) – Ohio’s Other BCS Team. Roflcopter.

Pittsburgh (1-6, point differential OSU +147) – Suck it, Fat Urkel.

Indiana (2-30-1, point differential OSU +LOL)

Minnesota (2-28, point differential OSU +ROFL)

Northwestern (1-25, point differential OSU +LMAO)

The Art of Revenge: Virginia Tech

marked the beginning of the 2015-2016 College Football season.  With a few high profile games in the books we have already witnessed a perceived upset at TTUN’s expense.  College Football is a beautiful thing and any team can be beaten, at any given moment or anytime during the season.  We as fans have been dealt a near death-blow at The Shoe last season when the visiting Hokies came in and outplayed us.  I am sure that we all experienced a lot of anxiety and a lot of doubt afterwards.  The ESPN pawns doubting The Buckeyes and doubting the BIG as a whole.  We suffered that entire week.  But look what happened.  We took the loss like men, the team came together and we took the entire nation by storm en-route to being crowned the Inaugural College Football Playoff Champions.  What a feeling.  Now after spending the year in the hunt and as the hunter, the Buckeyes find themselves as being the hunted.  The Chase has now been dubbed as The Grind.  The Grind to defend.  The Grind to prepare for every teams best shot.  During this article I will compare and contrast both teams.  I will also let you know who has the upper-hand in each category.  I want to analyze and predict the outcome, but most importantly have fun with it.

The Coach:

This year our Buckeyes will be opening up the season in Blacksburg and the atmosphere will be intense.  With Frank Beamer at the helm as Head Coach, the Hokies have gone an impressive 134-39-1 in his 29 seasons at Virginia Tech.  He has a career winning percentage of .667% out of 348 games.  That is 231-115-2 for you analytical folks.  Urban Meyer has coached for the last 14 years with stints at Bowling Green, Utah, Florida and then Ohio State.  He has compiled an astounding 142-26 W-L record and a 8-2 record in Bowl Games.  Meyer holds a .845% winning percentage, besting rival Nick Saban’s .754% record.  Even though Saban and Beamer have been coaching longer, you cannot sleep on or doubt Meyer’s ability to get his team to perform at a higher level, during big games and throughout the season.

Beamer pulled out the win last season by upsetting the Buckeyes in Columbus.  Do they have what it takes to pull out another?  As I fan, I hope not, but like what Lee Corso would say, “not so fast my friend.”, the silver bullets will look to decimate the same opponent who nearly cost them while pursuing the Championship Chase.  I understand that it was last year, but I am still semi-upset about it.  The one play that immediately comes to mind is the pick-6 at the end to seal the game for Virginia Tech.  But I know Meyer has a plan in place.  During highly anticipate “revenge games”, Meyer has compiled a 9-2 record during these instances.  This is since 2001.  So watch out Beamer.  The Silver Bullets are coming.  With that statement, I am predicting Meyer to stretch that record to 10-2.  Meyer will scheme and find ways to make the Hokies pay for almost costing them a championship last year.

My Prediction:  Ohio State.

Offense vs Offense:

The Buckeyes are absolutely loaded on offense even with the suspensions of two of their premier offensive weapons, Dontre Wilson and Jalin Marshall.  They will also be without Corey Smith, who showed up when the Buckeyes needed plays the most last season.  That is a huge loss for the Buckeyes.  Couple that with the loss of Noah Brown and a less confident Buckeye fan would spaz out.  Don’t fret though, with the QB battle still raging on and with the positional switch for Braxton Miller, I expect no drop off.  The younger, less experienced players (ahem, Johnnie Dixon, James Clark) and potentially a few freshmen (looking at you K.J Hill).  Someone will step up.  Other than that, RB Elliot, WR Thomas and TE Vannett all have returned and the Buckeyes looked primed for another run.  They will also look forward to doling out some revenge.

Now on the Virginia Tech sideline, Michael Brewer is back and primed for another huge game against the Buckeyes, but during this game they will be the home team.  Other than Brewer, TE Ryan Malleck and WR Demitri Knowles will provide the necessary Senior leadership to a young Hokies Offense.  Can the younger players make an impact and will they step up?

Advantage:  Ohio State.

Defense vs Defense:

With Joey Bosa being held out for this game, it will be interesting to see how DE Jalyn Holmes and DE Sam Hubbard will fare during Bosa’s absence.  With LB’s Lee, Perry and McMillan returning and with DT Washington and DB’s Bell, Powell and Apple in the fold, it would be difficult to get momentum against this defense.  There are pieces in places and emerging underclassmen who will also be utilized at some point this season.  There is a ton of potential and I am anxious to see who will step up and who will falter.

On the Virginia Tech sideline, CB Kendell Fuller is the most well know player on the defense.  FS Riley, the player who recorded the pick-6 at the end of regulation will look to shut down the Ohio State offense.  With a young defensive line the defense will look toward the challenge.  Last year the defense caused 3 INT’s.  Can they repeat and will the Bear Defense work again?

Advantage:  Ohio State.

While this won’t be a walk in the park.  Blacksburg will offer a lot of crowd noise and a bunch of obnoxious fans, but it won’t deter Ohio State from getting the revenge that they want and that they need to have.  They are hungry and they want to come out swinging on all cylinder and I expect to see a lot of fireworks.  J.T. Barrett will be the starter, but the Hokies mustn’t focus on him alone.  Cardale Jones will apparently get some time at QB and former QB Braxton Miller will look to burn DB’s all around the field.  Let’s not forget about Ezekiel Elliot, Michael Thomas and Nick Vannett could do to shred a defense.  I know that it may seem biased, but hey I said that I wanted to have fun with it so I predict the Buckeyes to shred the Hokies in every phase of the game.  Go Bucks!

Final Score:  Ohio State defeats Virginia Tech, 52-17