NCAA: “Yes, sir, Mr. Carroll, sir”

FootballThe NCAA has reinstated Dwayne Jarrett for USC’s opener.

Jarrett, who accepted $18,000 in unallowable benefits, is allowed to play for the Trojans because it was only “a mistake.”

The NCAA’s justification for letting Jarrett get away with the violations? The NCAA’s Jennifer Strawley said:

“Mr. Jarrett made a mistake, and we believe that had he known he was required to pay his full share of the rent for the apartment, he would not have chosen to live there.”

Apparently, Ms. Strawley even said that with a straight face.

Yes, it seems that the NCAA actually believes that Jarrett didn’t know he was supposed to pay for his rent. And, of course, since he didn’t know, he shouldn’t be required to suffer a suspension.

Sigh.

If you haven’t figured out how ridiculous that sounds, consider this: Troy Smith, a backup QB at OSU in 2004, accepted $500 from a booster. He gave the money back, admitted he was wrong, apologized to his teammates, and accepted a two-game suspension for his “mistake” – a mistake that hindsight shows probably cost his team a shot at the 2005 title.

Jarrett, a starting WR, accepted $18,000 from a booster, then claimed he “didn’t know” he wasn’t supposed to do that, and earns no suspension.

Think there’s a little bias in the NCAA for Pete Carroll and his LA boys?

I used to be a Pete Carroll fan, but my respect for him over the past couple of years has been dropping faster than a battery-filled snowball thrown from the upper deck of the Big House.

The picture is emerging

Here at MotSaG we have had our fun taking shots and expressing pity at [HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED]. Now that more details are coming to light about his life the past few days, a disturbing picture is emerging, and it seems appropriate to take a serious, sobering look at the situation.

Here is what we know – a collection of facts from disparate sources:

  • Earlier this week, Columbus radio station 1460theFan (a Buckeye station) announced that this Friday, July 11, [HWSNBN] was going to come into the station, go on the air, and discuss the dramatic events of his recent life. Joe Montgomery, former OSU and NY Giants running back and confidant to [HWSNBN], said on-air that [HWSNBN] was coming in because he wanted to formally apologize to OSU, its fans, and everyone else for his actions. Montgomery was flying into Columbus to pick [HWSNBN] up and escort him to the radio station.
  • During the evening of Tuesday, the 9th, [HWSNBN] apparently called Jim Tressel, to thank him “for being real.” He later told Tom Friend, a writer at ESPN, that “Me and Tressel and cool again.” He also apparently phoned his high school buddy LeBron James. He called Friend at ESPN to thank him for being supportive and encouraging. He called his current coach, Jim Terry, to thank him for the shot at playing professional ball again.
  • When talking to Friend, [HWSNBN] talked about how he cried four times when holding his newborn daughter the previous afternoon, and added something quite chilling: “He said he’d do anything for that little girl, that he’d go to jail for 30 years for this little girl.”
  • It seems that all of these conversations occured while [HWSNBN] was driving around with three loaded semiautomatic handguns, one assault rifle, a hatchet, and wearing body armor. There was liquor in the car, as well, although it is not known if he was drunk. Friend believes that he was.
  • Apparently within minutes of ending the call with Terry, [HWSNBN] began “driving erratically.” He began swerving between lanes on I-70, making illegal U-turns across the grassy median, etc., where the CPD noticed and forced him to pull over.
  • This entire incident occurred only a few blocks away from the woman who was set to testify against him in court next week, as a witness to his robbery charge.

Those are the facts. Here is my speculation:

  • You don’t call all the people you’ve wronged and apologize, then call all the people you love to tell them “thanks” unless you (1) don’t plan on seeing them again, or (2) anticipate the possibility of never seeing them again.
  • You don’t arm yourself to the teeth with handguns, an assault rifle, body armor, and a hatchet unless you (1) plan on using them against a person or people, or (2) anticipate the possibility of having to use them against a person or people.
  • You don’t swerve around I-70 on the east side of Columbus, across medians and entrance ramps unless (1) you’re planning to have the police to notice you, or without (2) anticipating the possibility of them noticing you.

This is just one monkey’s opinion, but the facts indicate that [HWSNBN] was prepared to engage in some serious, Hollywood-style, ABC “movie-of-the-week” type freakin’ DRAMA last Tuesday night. Suicide? Possibly. Standoff? Perhaps. Death? Maybe. Destruction? Of some sort: probably.

It’s also clear that the CPD’s intervention prevented whatever was really about to go down from happening, which is the most shocking realization.

‘Nuff said about Tuesday night’s events.

When he founded MotSaG, el Kaiser approached me with my opinion on what stance we should take on [HWSNBN]. One the one hand, we’re sick and disgusted at the entire situation – most especially the media’s handling of it – and want it to go away. On the other hand, however, [HWSNBN] is an Ohio-sports personality, both current and past. To make things even murkier, a lot of us still have a smidgen of “fan-dom” left over from his awesome performance during the 2002 season. It’s tough trying to reconcile anger, appreciation, and pity for the same person.

I don’t think it was ever el Kaiser’s vision that we would have three [HWSNBN] posts in a row, but since MotSaG is in a unique position (Buckeye blog, Ohio Sports blog, and we all live and work in Columbus), perhaps we owe it to the blogosphere to chime in. As he wrote yesterday, this whole thing is just “sad, sad, sad.”

Miscommunication rules

News outlets around the country are quickly backtracking from inaccuracies surrounding the reporting of [HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED].

Former DENVER BRONCOS tailback [HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED] was reported as having a loaded AK-47 assualt rifle in his possession. Turns out all he had was a k-47, a Sony VAIO laptop computer. Police apologized for the confusion.

Also miscommunicated was the former DENVER BRONCOS player’s CD collection, which apparently included several Molly Hatchet compilations.

“When this stuff goes out on the scanner, you can see how the news media might misinterpret crucial details,” said a spokesperson for the Franklin County Sheriff’s office. “Still, though, Molly Hatchet? I would have pegged him for a hip-hop type of man.”

The former DENVER BRONCOS tailback was released, and plans to report to his new job tomorrow.

GameDay Preview, 2006

espn logoFowler: Welcome to the GameDay College Football preview, here on ESPN. We’ve got a dandy of a 2006 season waiting in the wings, and it looks to be another exciting, wide open season.

I’m Chris Fowler, here with my coanchors Lou Holtz, Kirk Herbstreit, and Lee Corso; we’ll be joined later by Mark May.

All co-anchors: Hi.

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Fowler: Let’s get right into it. Is Notre Dame the best team of all time, or just the best team of the millenium? Lou?

holtzHoltz: I think the Irish could pothibly run the table this year. They are good, solid, young men, and they have a good coach in Charlie Weith, and if they don’t lose any games, they could potentially win. Good, fine young men.

Corso: I agree. I agree. Weis has that QB of his. That Quinn kid. With that arm of his! [slaps Herbie in the arm]. Zoom! Right down the field! But I’ll tell ya. I’ll tell ya. [points pencil at camera] He’d better be careful against that Michigan State defense. Whoo! Tough, I tell ya, Tough!!!

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Herbie: Yeah, I agree. Michigan State is going to be a tough opponent for the Irish. It’s going to wrap up three tough weeks of football for Weis’ players, and going against the Spartans, at night, against Drew Stanton and that talented offense is going to be quite a challenge for Notre Dame.

Fowler: So we’re agreed… they’re the best of all time. Moving on to the lesser..uh.. other teams, do you think any of them are coached by men as great as Charlie Weis?

Corso: Let me tell you something. That Mack Brown is a heck of a guy. He won the championship last year. With the mighty, the talented, the scary, his HIGHness, Vince Young. What a leader! With the zoom and the pass and the POW! Mack doesn’t have Young back this year, so he can’t use Young to win games. It will be hard for Texas to match last season’s success.

Herbie: Yeah, I agree. Texas will certainly have more challenges this year.

Holtz: Mack Brown is a fine young man. He’th a coach, you know.

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Fowler: This just in to the ESPN news desk… Maurice Clarett was caught leaving a measly 5% tip at a Denny’s in Medina, OH. And the troubles keep coming in to the beleagured Ohio State program. Kirk, how about Ohio State this year? Do they have a chance to finish behind Notre Dame?

Herbie: Yeah, I think they do. Tressel has put…

Holtz: Trethel is a fine coach. A good young man.

Herbie: …has put together an offense that is potentially better than the 1998 squad that finished ranked first in the country in most major categories. The defense is the, is the…

mayMay: Did someone say Clarett? I’m here.

Herbie: …is the question. Losing all those starters will have an impact on the challenges the Buckeyes have to overcome.

Fowler: Welcome, Mark. What do you think?

May: Look. Ohio State is going to have to overcome all the distraction brought on by Clarett. I mean, if the latest accusation is true, and he’s actually shorting waitresses in the heartland of rural Northern Ohio, what does that say about the team he played six games for over four years ago? It’s simple. Vince Young will win the championship for Texas. It’s that simple.

Fowler: Uhh… Mark, Young is in the NFL now. Texas will have a couple of new QBs at the helm.

May: I meant that the legacy of Vince Young will serve as motivation for Texas to win the title. Look, forget the Buckeyes. Stick a fork in ’em. They’re done.

Corso: That Vince Young. BOOM! Ha. Great kid.

Fowler: One has to wonder if the rumors were true that Vince Young was born from one of Charlie Weis’ bowel movements 22 years ago.

Holtz: …..zzzzzzzz…finyngmnnnnn…zzzzzz….

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Fowler: This just in to the ESPN newsdesk: Maurice Clarett has been seen launching long-range missiles into Israel.

Herbie: Oh, for crying out loud. Just come on. That’s ridiculous.

Fowler: That’s what it says, Kirk. We are just reporting.

May: Kirk, didn’t you quarterback for the team that suspended Clarett a decade later?

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Herbie: Die in a fire, Mark.

Corso: ZING!

trevAlberts: Hey guys!

Fowler: Trev?!? How’d you get in here? How’d you get past security?

Alberts: I hid in a laundry cart of jockstraps being sent up for washing from the ESPN workout facility.

Herbie: So that’s what that smell is. God, I need a drink.

Alberts: It’s Nebraska all the way this year, baby! The blackshirts are back!

corsoCorso: Not so fast, my smelly friend! It’s Nebraska with the whee and the whaa and the flbtz…. HAH!!!! I pay taxes! Kibbles and bits my friend!! KibblezNNNbitss!!! bpthphlept!! Owuuu!!

Holtz: zzzz…buymy book… “winth, lothez, & lethonz”… zzzzz

May: Trev?!? [their eyes lock]

Alberts: [running in slow motion towards May while violins play in background] Maaarrkk….

Herbie: [preparing seppuku]: Our father, who art in heaven…

May: Oh Trev, don’t ever go again!

Corso: Hbububbbubbbubbbuuububbbbbbbuuflpt!! A-hiyaaaa!

Alberts: Marry me, Mark! I won’t let us be separated again!

May: I will! [more violins]

Herbie: HMMGGHRRFGHhhhh… aaauuuugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…… *wheeze*cough* *plop* [dies in a pool of his own blood]

fowlerFowler: Well, that about wraps it up. For Lou Holtz, the misters Alberts, and the estate of Kirk Herbstreit, I’m Chris Fowler, and we’ll see you on GameDay. Go Irish.

Time rule changes

FootballAfter having a couple of weeks to chew on the new time-management rules for the 2006 college football season, I’ve come to immensely dislike them.

Here’s why: rule changes are supposed to be “universal;” that is, affect all teams equally. It seems clear to me that the speeding up of the college game (by 12-20 plays, according to some estimates) will unfairly penalize teams that use 4th-quarter conditioning and strength as part of their strategy.

It’s no secret, for instance, that Tresselball is defined by a strong 4th-quarter game plan. How many times as a Bucks fan have you reassured yourself, “…yeah, we’re down, but there’s a quarter and a half left. No problem for ol’ Sweater Vest.”

Once you realize that it is a strategy of coaches (particularly in the Big 10 and Big 12) to rely on the superior conditioning of their teams to eke out victories late in the game, then you can understand how the new rules will negatively affect those strategies.

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Hurricane fans certainly know the importance of the 4th quarter

Of course, it’s impossible to prove a negative. We’ll never be able to say, “Without those new rules, our team might have had one more series to score. What if?” However, we can look back at history and extrapolate. Last year, for instance, Troy Smith led the Buckeyes on a last minute, 12-play, 88-yard drive to win the game against UM. If the “12-20 fewer plays” estimation is correct, then UM would have won that game. And of course, that also means UM would have lost to Penn State, USC would have come up short against Notre Dame, etc., etc. The entire national title picture would have been completely rewritten.

All so that a few extra Chevy Truck ads can be subliminally shoehorned into our psyche?

Coaches will have to adapt game plans; that’s part of the game. However, this new system will create more frustrations and “what if?” arguments among fans, and minimize the likelihood of most exciting part of the college game – the fourth quarter comeback.

What do you think?

Complete 2006 NCAA Football Schedule

FootballMotSaG has grabbed the 2006 NCAA “Helmet” schedule that’s been making its rounds through the Internet, and converted it into PDFs for your pleasure.

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Enjoy!

Complete 2006 NCAA Schedule

Games of the Week

Individual Conference Schedules:

To whoever put the hard work into creating this sucker: Thank you. Also, if anyone knows who did put this together, please let us know so that we can give him the proper credit. And tell him “nice touch” for replacing UM’s helmet icon with a steaming pile of fetid excrement. (It wasn’t us – we swear!)

Update (el Kaiser here):
You can also pick up the source (the .XLS file) of these files at Bevosports. If someone was really ambitious, they’d merge the helmet schedule with the recently linked TV schedule and everyone would be set for September!

Give Zherdev what he wants

CBJBlue Jackets negotiations with Nikolai Zherdev have reportedly “hit a snag.”

This is not good. The CBJ has tons of talent, but we can’t afford to lose the depth that Zherdev brings to the table. It seems that all he wants is three or four years, and MacClean is hedging.

Just do it, Doug. Don’t tell me you forgot about this:

Not too many wingers can grab the puck and go coast to coast with 31 seconds left, zigging, zagging, deking opponents out of their skates, passing the puck to themselves in between defensemen’s legs, over their skates, and then flipping the puck in the net while horizontally airborne four feet above the ice – sending the game into OT where your team wins it. This is what Zherdev can do. Keep him here.

2006 Defensive Preview – Line

OSU FootballIn the third and final installment of our 2006 Defensive Preview, we’ll be taking a look at OSU’s front four. Like the other two defensive corps, the 2006 D-line has a healthy mix of veterans and talented underclassmen.

Doing the research for this article left me with the impression that this line is not only above average, but should collectively be better than last year’s. This season’s starting four are (as a group) much bigger, stronger, and faster. There is some youth, but all players one- and two-deep have significant playing experience.

Overall, I expect these young men to contribute to a far superior pash rush this year. That should help immensely with countering teams that try and take advantage of our young secondary.

Instead of the two-deep discussions we presented in parts one and two of this preview, I’ll present the two fer-shure starters for each position, with a third that could back up either of them. In addition, there are four other talented young men that could be moved around and back up any of the front four.

Tackles

Quinn PitcockQuinn Pitcock 6’3”, 295 lbs, Sr. – Pitcock is the senior veteran and the anchor for the 2006 defensive squad. His OSU profile says it all: “Strong as a bull, quick as a cat, and tough as they come.” He’s been starting games going back to the mid-2004 season. Last year he scrapped in the trenches, accumulating 28 tackles, and was every bit the stable, dependable tackle as Hawk was as a linebacker. He’s unquestionably the strongest player on the team, but don’t let that fool you – he has dangerous speed, as he showed against Northwestern when he tossed some offensive linemen aside and blocked a punt (that the Hawk scooped up and turned it into a TD). Expect Pitcock to be double-teamed most of the season, which may allow the other front three to work some magic.

David PattersonDavid Patterson, 6’3”, 285 lbs., Sr. – Starting alongside the dangerous Pitcock, Patterson is rumored to be every bit as quick. He’s been moved around the past few years back and forth (from end to tackle), but when Sweater Vest formally decided on a four-man front, he found a home on the inside, and recorded two dozen tackles last year. He’s got tons of high-pressure game experience, too… starting 36 of the past 37 games. Oh, and did I mention that he loves to hit people? He dropped Chad Henne in the only sack of last November’s rivalry matchup. Whattya bet Lllloyd double-teams him this year?

Joel Penton, 6’5”, 290 lbs, Sr. – Penton is the third “veteran anchor” to the line, and could back up either Pitcock or Patterson. Expect to see two of these three on the field at any given time, unless the game is in hand and the younger players are sent in. Tressel has used Penton as a “secret weapon” of sorts, sending him in to create havoc when the opposing line starts to get a bit tired… he’s got plenty of game experience, having played in almost every game for the past three years, and tons of speed (there’s that recurring theme again!), and doesn’t tire easily. His speed makes him versatile; so it’s possible that we could see him playing some reps at defensive end. It’s always great to give a player credit for his brains, too; Penton is an OSU-Scholar Athlete and Academic All-Big Te(leve)n honoree, as is his wife.

Ends

Jay RichardsonJay Richardson, 6’6” 276 lbs, Sr. – If Richardson can stay healthy, he can be as deadly a defensive end as any other in the country. I say, “if,” because injuries have plagued his career. He has plenty of experience, being a regular on the line going back to the 2003 season. Richardson is known for his discipline; he’s not the type to get out of position. (Perhaps that discipline comes from the time he’s had to spend in the film room with a bag of ice on his knee?) Tressel likes to use him as a “jack of all trades” type of lineman – he’s great at the pass rush, but also has enough speed to catch up with a sprinting ball carrier and bring him down. Richardson is great at breaking up passes and was able to force a fumble against the mighty Vince Young.

Lawrence Wilson, 6’6” 270 lbs, So. – So, imagine you’re on a team with veterans like Teddy Ginn, Pittman, Pitcock, Patterson, etc. Then, during the spring game, your name is the first to be drafted for your position by your teammates. Think you might impress them a bit; maybe have their respect? Welcome to the world of Wilson. The most exciting story on the defensive line, Wilson has had a buzz about him since last season. How many 270 lb. men do you know that can squat over 600 lbs., bench 300, leap 36”, and run a 4.6? (There once again is the 2006 theme: speed and strength.) He lettered last year as a true freshman, added 20 pounds since then, and has been drawing comparisons to the OSU great Will Smith.

Vernon GholstonVernon Gholston, 6’4”, 260 lbs, So. – If Pitcock is the strongest man on the team, then Gholston isn’t far behind; he reportedly benches 455 lbs (no – that’s not a typo). Despite his bulk, he’s got a reputation for being a great pass rusher. The experts at Buckeye Commentary predict Gholston will be the starter, ahead of the talented Wilson. My best guess is that Tressel will make that decision come September. Again, however, who is a “starter” for the defensive line tends to be academic on an OSU team… often, the backups play just as much time as starters do on other teams around the country. It will be exciting to occasionally see Gholston and Wilson on opposite ends of the line while Richardson catches his breath. If offensive coordinators are double-teaming Pitcock and Patterson, then they’ll have to choose between Gholston and Wilson; and both are scary enough to wreak all sorts of havoc in the minds of most Big Te(leve)n QBs.

Players to keep an eye on

Alex Barrow, 6’5″, 275, So. – Barrow will likely rotate in and out behind Richardson at the end position. He’s a third-year player out of OSU’s “other” farm team: Dublin Coffman. Barrow has had a great spring, adding 20 pounds to his bulk and increasing his strength under new coach Eric Lichter.

Doug Worthington, 6’7″, 274, Fr. – A former Parade All American, Worthington was rated the #2 prospect overall in the state of New York, and considered one of the greatest defensive line prospects in the nation. His size and speed make him absolutely dangerous at the end spot. Worthington hurt his knee during bowl practice last season, and had surgery earlier this year. We’ll know more about his status by the time fall camp starts.

Ryan Williams, 6’6″, 245, Fr. – Williams redshirted last season, and like Worthington, injured his knee during bowl practice with the scout team. Coaches like what they see in him, and – if his knee permits it – will use him extensively as a backup at the end position. Expect to see him used on special teams, as well.

Nader Abdallah, 6’5″, 310, So. – Fast enough to play end, but big enough to play tackle, Abdallah is expected to be a physical presence on the line. He’s in his third year with the program, and played in four games last year. Abdallah has had to endure quite a bit of drama in his young life; his home was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina, and his entire family had to move to Columbus to live with him. Abdallah’s “portable” nature should serve him well as a lineman backup, on special teams, and on short-yardage or goal-line situations.

Final Thoughts

That wraps it up for MotSaG’s 2006 Defensive Preview. How’d we do? Make sure to check out parts one and two of our preview, if you haven’t already.

Most of the country considers the OSU defense a weak point – the folks in Texas even go so far as to call OSU “defenseless.” But after analyzing the three defensive corps, it seems clear that Tressel has things well-in-hand for an “above-average” to “pretty-darn-good” defense this season. I think this group of men is a year or two away from peaking, but there should be moments of greatness this season, and that’s all the Buckeyes need to complement what should be the highest-powered offense in the country.

Ref’s eye view

LLLLoydFormer Big Ten official James Filson has filed suit against the conference, claiming he was unfairly fired for his visual disability.

Filson, who only has one working eye due to an unfortunate incident with a piece of home furnishing, alleges that Lllloyd Carr discovered his disability and pressured the commissioner to terminate him.

In a MotSaG exclusive, we have obtained the memorandum that Lllloyd sent to Delaney, here presented in all its one-eyed ref goodness:


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Lllloyd Carr deathwatch

OSU FootballIt is quite satisfying for us Buckeye fans to see the desperate state of affairs in which UM fans find themselves now. The fans of the Maize and Blue are grabbing at straws, trying to find anything negative about tOSU to report… even if it means going back 30 years to do so.

It must be frustrating to keep losing to ol’ Sweater Vest, but posting videos of “the punch” or reporting on the items you found while digging through Clarett’s garbage can (“his underwear has racing stripes!!!eleventyone!!”) isn’t going to inspire your team to victory.

With that, MotSaG is starting a new tradition: The Lllloyd Carr Deathwatch.

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It’s no secret that this is a make-or-break season for Lllloyd. Fan-based loyalties aside, it’s a shame to see Carr’s stock falling. Believe it or not, we here at MotSaG hope UM never fires him – for the same reason UM fans wanted to keep Cooper around. It’s fun beating him.

As the season draws near, we’ll have plenty of analysis on UM football (and Big Te(leve)n football in general). But in the meantime, we’ll try to keep you posted on news and information that could lead to the Cooper-clone’s firing. Stay tuned.