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Vernon Gholston has big arms GIGANTIC PIPES

Vernon Gholston

Am I unhealthily obsessed with #50′s arms? Yes.
Would I marry one of them? If I wasn’t already married, yes.
Which one? The right one. We’d live happily in one of his thighs.

Taken from SI’s Top 25 prospects for the 2008 NFL Draft, which includes two Buckeyes, Gholston at #18 and Laurinaitis #20. It also has Chad Henne at #6, which is… Interesting. He’s going to struggle mightily next year if he doesn’t have anyone to throw the ball to.

Update: We have been Everyday’ed. Thanks for the link, Orson.

Comments

  1. Yin Shao says:

    What does Sports Illustrated write about Mr. Gholston?

    “An UNDERSIZED pass rusher, Gholston still creates plenty of havoc for opponents.”

  2. Un-”f”ing believable….

  3. Yin – yeah, I noticed that. I wasn’t sure if that was tongue-in-cheek or just ironic.

    dave – I know, right?

  4. Congrats on the link from EDSBS… my favorite non-Buckeye blog.

  5. he is on roids!!!!… lets be honest he could challenge arnold or rambo back in the day! whats the ohio st drug policy?

  6. vernon gholston is f*in huge n Badass! i want arms like them lol! this dude is a beast and he’ll do good in the nfl! he’ll be better than demarcus ware and if i was a lineman…I would have a long night playing against him! lol

Trackbacks

  1. [...] We may have to conduct a new offseason contest around here, beginning with this picture of Vernon Gholston: the NYC Sewer System Award for having huge, huge pipes, as the Men of Scarlet and Gray put it so eloquently. [...]

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  5. [...] well. WWAHG (We will always have Gholston) January 5, 2010 | el Kaiser | Filed Under Ohio State [...]

  6. [...] A, exhibit B). I wonder what has happened this far with Vernon. There’s no bigger fan of his than me and it pains me to see the current trajectory of his professional career. He doesn’t seem to [...]

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