Joe Pa Out At Penn State

As of right now. Not the end of the season, as we thought earlier today.

A lot of people think it’s a shame he’s going out like this, and I guess it is in a way. The man’s been coaching since the Spanish-American War. On the other hand, he was told that someone had been caught in the shower abusing a ten year old boy and never thought to call the cops. I’d say he earned this one.

As I said on the Twitters the other day, the order of people (in my opinion) in which they deserve our sympathy is as follows: 1 – the victims; 2 – the victims’ families; 500,000,000 – Joe Pa.

Week 9 Open Thread

We’ll be in and out during the day, killing time waiting for the 8 PM kick-off of the Ohio State/Wisconsin game. That doesn’t mean we still can’t discuss football happening in other parts of the country. Join us during the day, chime in on whatever strikes your fancy, give us your best College Game Day sign ideas, whatever. (Any other year, ESPN is in Columbus this week, right? I guess an LSU/Alabama matchup is pretty exciting, too).

Look for updates throughout the day.

Week Seven Open Thread

Previously, week seven would pretty much mean the season was more than half over. But, with the expansion of the BEE ONE GEE and the addition of a championship game, we can delay the half way point by just a little more.

So let’s get together and make fun of Michigan and Michigan State!

Update (1:15 PM) – So there’s a quarterback controversy brewing in Michigan? Can you really be a Heisman candidate if someone is taking over your position while you’re still on the field?

Update (2:48) – Why can’t Chris Spielman do every game I watch? I could listen to him all day long. I also love when he struggles to hide his contempt for anything Michigan.

Week Six Open Thread

I hate 8 o’clock kick-offs. Luckily it’s a nice day outside and decent slate of games to keep us busy while we wait for our Ohio State Buckeyes to face off against the Nebraska Cornhuskers.

Feel free to chime in on anything that suits your fancy this fine Saturday of College Football.

2011 Blogpoll Ballot, Week #4 (draft)

SB Nation BlogPoll Top 25 College Football Rankings

Men of the Scarlet and Gray Ballot – Week 4

Rank Team Delta
1 Alabama Crimson Tide
2 Boise St. Broncos
3 Oklahoma Sooners Arrow_up 3
4 LSU Tigers Arrow_down -1
5 Wisconsin Badgers Arrow_up 3
6 Oklahoma St. Cowboys Arrow_down -2
7 Stanford Cardinal
8 Nebraska Cornhuskers Arrow_up 1
9 South Carolina Gamecocks Arrow_down -4
10 Texas A&M Aggies Arrow_up 2
11 Virginia Tech Hokies Arrow_up 2
12 Arkansas Razorbacks Arrow_up 2
13 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
14 Baylor Bears Arrow_up 1
15 West Virginia Mountaineers Arrow_up 7
16 South Florida Bulls Arrow_up 2
17 Florida Gators
18 Clemson Tigers
19 Texas Longhorns Arrow_up 1
20 Illinois Fighting Illini
21 Michigan Wolverines Arrow_up 4
22 USC Trojans Arrow_up 1
23 TCU Horned Frogs
24 Oregon Ducks
25 Florida St. Seminoles Arrow_down -15
Dropouts: Michigan St. Spartans, Ohio St. Buckeyes, Arizona St. Sun Devils, Tennessee Volunteers, Auburn Tigers

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The Spelling BeeCS

Borrowed from here.

What If Everything Worked Like BCS: The Spelling Bee from sanjeev tandle on Vimeo.

Poll Dancing: Week One, or Brian Kelly’s Vocabulary Corner

As both of my readers are probably aware, I have a few firm, unwavering beliefs.  One is that there are actually two people who regularly read this feature, and another is that college football coaches are the last people who should have any influence over who is elected to the BCS title game outside of the actual coaching of their teams.  This is not because I don’t think coaches understand football; in fact, they understand it better than pretty much anyone else on the planet, except maybe pigskin wizard Fat Urkel.

The problem, oustside of the conflict of interest inherent in allowing those who stand to benefit from the system to have direct and substantial control over it with very little transparency, is that coaches simply can’t watch other games during the week.  All they know is who won and who lost and maybe a little bit about the opponents of those teams.

Which is why in the first poll of the year based on something other than complete conjecture, there are clear patterns.  If a team from the preseason poll lost, they dropped about 10 spots (Georgia and Oregon each dropped 10, TCU dropped 11) unless they were Notre Dame, who apparently gets double-whacked for being Notre Dame.  Or maybe their 20-spot plummet has something to do with this f***ing bulls***.

If you’re one of the teams that beat those ranked teams and you weren’t ranked before, then congratulations!  You are now!  But not too high, because you might lose next week, and we’re trying not to look stupid here.  Therefore, this week sees the arrival of #20 Baylor and #22 South Florida.  Neither of these teams plays anyone of interest for a few weeks, so they’ll make perfect candidates for the inaugural FraudWatch list (see below).

Now, if you were already ranked and beat a ranked team, you’re still going to move up but just a little bit because hey, we actually kind of got something right here, why mess with it?  Hence, LSU moves up two spots for beating Oregon and Boise State jumps up a notch for offing Georgia.  Potential season storyline:  You can only win in an ugly uniform if you you let mentally challenged chimpanzees design it.

Let’s say you had a nice win and were ranked abnormally low in the preseason poll because you have a big question mark like a new ex-baseball-playing starting QB (Wisconsin) or a new head coach (Florida, West Virginia) or both (Ohio State).  That’s good for a bump of around four spots.  Hey look, there’s prototypical random SEC team Mississippi State, let’s bump them up four spots too!

Don’t worry, traditional power teams who didn’t make the preseason poll and did nothing noteworthy over the weekend, you get to fill in the gaps!  Enjoy those shiny new numerical prefixes, #23 Penn State and #24 Texas!

Coming Soon: FraudWatch!

A couple of years ago, I came up with a way to help identify “fraud teams,” defining the term as teams who open a season with four or five wins and then end up with five or more losses.  Sometimes this can happen because of ill-timed injuries or other flukes.  But often, the teams just aren’t that good and have benefited from close wins and weak schedules.  Originally, I limited my list to teams that were undefeated in week five, but this year I’ll open it up to one-lossers as well, to increase my chances of making embarrassingly wrong selections.

If I Was Coach Fickell [Wide Receiver Edition]

Continuing in our series of who we would start if we were Coach Fickell, we now take a look at the Wide Receiver corps.

Where to start…

Well, this probably the youngest and most inexperienced group of wide receivers that I can remember in my time watching the Buckeyes.  This doesn’t mean that there isnt talent available, but the proven commodity of DeVier Posey wont be eligible (Thanks Tats!!!) until Game 6 of the season.   Let’s take a look at who we think should be starting in the wideout positions, as well as the slot receiver position where Buckeye legends are made.

Let’s get this party started!

After most of the autumn practices, there are really one 3-4 wide receiver candidates that seem to be likely contributors until Posey gets back in the fold.  These players are listed in no particular order, as they will all likely play until there are a few guys that step up into the full-time starter role, but the guys in bold are most likely to be the starters for Akron.  It should be pretty exciting and scary for Buckeye fans, as we haven’t seen an open competition like this at the WR position in many years.

 

Corey “Philly” Brown (Flanker)- After a “peaks and valleys” freshman year, Philly should be ready to have a breakout year.  Him and Chris Fields are the only returning wide receiver candidates with any real experience under their belts.  Brown had a nice freshman year catching eight passes for 105 yards with a single touchdown.  The disappointing side of Philly’s freshman year were some of the drops on long passes that could have been huge plays for the freshman and the team.  A little on the small side for a wide receiver (5-11; 182lb), he will continue to depend on his speed and athleticism to break down defenses for the big play.  If the team can get him the ball on the fly or in space, he should be able to bring mucho attention to his side of the field and open up the rest of the field.  Two true freshman are also waiting in the wings for their chance to make a mark in this position.  Devin Smith (6-3, 190, Fr.) and Evan Spencer (6-1, 190, Fr.) will definitely see the field for the Buckeyes this season at any of the three WR positions.

 

Verlon Reed (Split-End)- Probably the biggest surprise of the spring and fall has been the emergence of the redshirt freshman.  With Posey sitting on the sideline, the Buckeyes were looking for someone to step up and stake a claim at the split-end spot on the field.  Verlon has not disappointed in practices and the coaching staff are expecting big things from him in the fall.  It will be interesting to see if he translate the great practice play into an similar game performance or if he will turn into the greatest practice players evah (ala Barn Childress & Taurian Washington).  At 6-0 and 195lb, he should be able to to handle the physical nature of the Big Tweleven.  Nipping at his heels, if the performances aren’t up to par, should be Ty Williams (got to fix those drops son).  There is definitely a lack of quality depth at this position between suspension (Dammit DeVier!), transfers (Fred Jackson), and overall dumb people (Hello Carter!  Alabama JC awaits your education patronage).  Unfortunately for the Buckeyes, here and the OL position is where the lack of depth rears its ugly head.

 

Chris Fields (Slot)- Another player with experience from last season, Chris gets the opportunity to become another in the long line of exceptional Buckeye slot receivers.   It has been a pretty quiet fall camp for Chris, which is a good thing.  He will need to be a consistent performer in the slot position to provide a necessary safety outlet for the inexperienced quarterbacks that will start the season for the Buckeyes.  We expect a big year from Chris and he will definitely be a playmaker in the slot for the Buckeyes if Philly Brown cant open up his side of the field with his speed and quickness.  We will probably also see Jordan Hall in this position, as he is becoming a jack-of-all-trades for the Buckeyes taking snaps at running back and wide receiver.  Hell, he would probably punt, if the Buckeyes needed him.  Jake Stoneburner and the two freshman (Spencer/Smith) will also see time in the slot on certain packages/formations.

 

At the end of the day, the Wide Receiver position will most likely not be settled until this young corps has a few games under its belt.  You could probably put all of the names of these guys into a hat and draw a starting WR lineup that would rival a good amount of the teams in the conference.  Now they have to prove it…game on boys…game on.

In Case You Missed It

Another ICYMI is back, after taking an EXTENDED vacation. And now it doesn’t even know where to start. This room is spinning and I’m feeling dizzy.

Let’s start from the top.

WE DON’T CARE ‘BOUT NOTHING BUT THIS U: I’m guessing you’ve already read it but we’ll link it anyway. It’s Yahoo! Sports promised “10/10” story about a college football program and it’s the about U. There’s no point in highlighting any one paragraph. Each one is brimming with so much juice that to single one out would diminish the others. Just read the whole thing.

DON’T LOOK BACK IN ANGER: Andy Staples seems to one of the few national sports writers that doesn’t seem to have it out for Ohio State, so his piece after the NCAA hearings this past Friday is a must read. It includes possibly the saddest sentence you’ll read this year as an OSU fan:

Tressel left alone, because he is no longer a part of The Ohio State University’s football program.

(Don’t mind me, it got a little dusty in here).

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS!: If it was just the Ohio State and Miami “scandals” (which I will use real quotes and think “air quoutes” in my head because grouping the two situations is laughable) this off season, it would have been plenty. Not so this year. This has been the busiest summer in college football for a long time. We’ve got LSU and West Virginia in trouble . We’ve got more rumblings of conference realignment with Texas A&M flirting with the SEC again. Then you’ve got all the hilarious happenings at ESPN: Bruce Feldman and Mike Leach write a book,Craig James still has a job, the Longhorn Network had plans to broadcast High School football games (violating NCAA rules) and it looks like they don’t even have anyone to carry the network, and of course suing Ohio State for more email. ESPN is a mockery of itself.

WHERE ARE WE GOING, AND WHY ARE WE IN THIS HANDBASKET?: And that’s all leading up to my belief that college athletics in general and football in particular are headed for either Armageddon or gigantic changes. We can’t keep going at this pace.

Cheating In College Athletics And The Prisoner’s Dilemma

Human behavior is altered depending upon stimuli presented to us. In a vacuum, perhaps our college athletic programs and the people running them would make better decisions that embody the spirit of fair play.

But as long as the financial inducements are what they are, the guiding principles of the Prisoner’s Dilemma dictate that missteps and misdeeds will abound.

Can’t argue with that.

MISC: Some quick links – If Google+ is your jam, don’t forget to circle us. Ejuan Price looks like he’s happier at Pitt. Cleveland Browns visited by Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr. No word on whether they turned in resumes or not. Also no word if Tressel gave Carr another wedgie, “just for old time’s sake.” And finally, from the Browns/Packers preseason game:

Buckeye till I die!

Expandageddon Finally Here?

Although they have yet to put anything up on their website, ESPN has been reporting this morning that Texas A&M will announce on Monday that they are joining the SEC and Missouri, Clemson, and Florida State may be making the move with them, creating the type of Mega-Conference that the Pac-10 narrowly missed out on last year before anticlimactically adding Utah and Colorado.  Should this come to pass, the question then becomes how quickly will the rest of the dominoes fall?

It’s unlikely that Pac-12 commissioner Larry Scott will sit back for long and let the SEC steal his thunder.  If A&M and Missouri are gone, the thin ice holding up the Big 12 will almost certainly crack.  Scott would love to get his hands on Oklahoma and Texas and would probably take Texas Tech and Oklahoma State as well, essentially giving him the same conference he almost had last summer.

And then, of course, there’s the Big Ten’s Jim Delany, who walked away the clear winner with Nebraska and a new championship game in last year’s round of expansion.  After finally bringing his old-fashioned conference up to date, how likely is he to let two other leagues render the move immediately obsolete?  Everyone knows that the conference wants Notre Dame.  Some other schools that were reportedly on the table last summber include the ACC’s Maryland and the Big East’s Rutgers and Pittsburgh.  The important thing about those last schools is that they are members of the AAU, which is essentially a requirement for Big Ten membership (Nebraska lost their spot after the move had already been finalized).  Notre Dame would be an exception, but one that the conference has already made clear it would be willing to make.

At that point, it won’t be difficult for the ACC and Big East to see the writing on the wall.  Having lost teams to both the SEC and the Big Ten, the two conferences would eventually settle on what would basically be a merger, as the two conferences will have exactly 16 teams remaining between them.

Perhaps the only true wild card in all of this is Boise State.  A solid performer on the field in recent years, the Broncos still haven’t been able to attract the attention of major conferences.  They arrive in the Mountain West just in time to watch all the good teams bail out.  With no real bargaining chips aside from winning a lot of games (their TV market ranks 113th in CFB markets, below Youngstown State and Massachusetts), this time the BCS might bust them.

Not surprisingly, the Big 12 will end up being the biggest loser here and may even cease to exist entirely.  Their four remaining teams (Baylor, Kansas, Kansas State, Iowa State) may find a home with the Mountain West or another mid-major angling for a power position.  But the moves at this level will be largely irrelevant.

Why?  Perhaps the most important piece in the New CFB Order fell into place yesterday, as the Pac-12 and Big Ten agreed on a Plus-One post-season format that would pit the top four teams (presumably by BCS-style rating system) against each other in a two-round bowl-based playoff.  When you put that together with four 16-team Mega-Conferences, who may seek to alter the NCAA rules and play as four divisions with a two-round conference championship playoff, you’re suddenly looking at a four-round, 16-team national playoff, as it’s unlikely that anyone from outside the Mega Four would be able to get a top 4 ranking.