Barf.
el Kaiser, the blogger – 1 broken hand
Yup, it’s true. I missed a portion of Saturday’s game because I was sitting in an examination room at the local Urgent Care center. The injury may or may not have been a result of a reaction of mine to something that happened during the game.
The Offense – Elderly Assistance Items
The Defense – 1 Javelin in the Back
The Refs – 5 million Japanese Toilets
Vernon Gholston – 2 Huge Biceps
We interrupt this performance evaluation to remind everyone that Vernon Gholston’s arms are bigger than yours.
Overall Performance – What’s that shiny object?
Who cares?! It’s Michigan Week!@#@!!
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