Illinois Performance Evaluations

OSU FootballBarf.

el Kaiser, the blogger – 1 broken hand

Yup, it’s true. I missed a portion of Saturday’s game because I was sitting in an examination room at the local Urgent Care center. The injury may or may not have been a result of a reaction of mine to something that happened during the game.

The Offense – Elderly Assistance Items


Visual Aids

The Defense – 1 Javelin in the Back

The Refs – 5 million Japanese Toilets

Vernon Gholston – 2 Huge Biceps

We interrupt this performance evaluation to remind everyone that Vernon Gholston’s arms are bigger than yours.

Le Guns

Overall Performance – What’s that shiny object?

Who cares?! It’s Michigan Week!@#@!!

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