The Legend of Troy Smith is building….

Here are a few uncommonly known facts about Troy Smith and the legend he is building.

1. When you open a Can of Whoop-Ass, Troy Smith pops out.

2. If you can see Troy Smith, he can see you. If you can’t see Troy Smith, he is in the locker room celebrating his defeat of you.

3. Troy Smith is NOT hung like a horse, horses are hung like Troy Smith.

4. Troy Smith sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

5. It is often thought, “what came first: the chicken or the egg?” In fact the real question is, “What came first: Troy Smith or awesomeness?”

6. Troy Smith’s handshake grip is so strong he once inadvertantly turned a man into a diamond.

7. Troy Smith’s poop is considered currency in Argentina

8. When Troy Smith does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.

9. We dropped the Nukes on Japan because it was more humane then sending in Troy Smith.

10. Troy Smith can touch MC Hammer.

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