Tinia Cruris gets his chance at USC

FootballLOS ANGELES, CA — Tinia Cruis, a veteran scratch player, has finally gotten his start at USC.

“I just had an itch to give him a chance,” said coach Pete Carroll. “We’ll let him at a few balls, and see how he does.”

QB Mark Sanchez agrees. “He’s been hanging around the locker room for years. He’s got an interesting game – he sneaks up on you. It’ll be interesting to have him on the team.”



  1. This whole “rashy” thing probably started with USC’s topless dance-a-thon, no doubt.

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