LOS ANGELES, CA — Tinia Cruis, a veteran scratch player, has finally gotten his start at USC.
“I just had an itch to give him a chance,” said coach Pete Carroll. “We’ll let him at a few balls, and see how he does.”
QB Mark Sanchez agrees. “He’s been hanging around the locker room for years. He’s got an interesting game – he sneaks up on you. It’ll be interesting to have him on the team.”
This whole “rashy” thing probably started with USC’s topless dance-a-thon, no doubt.