The Bionic Coach

Joe Paterno: Coach.


A man barely alive.


We can rebuild him.


We have the technology.


We can make him better than he was.


Better… stronger… faster.



  1. Baby Jesus says

    I think Craig James hit it right on the head and I never repeat anything that hick has to say, but “That old fart needs his geritol”…


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