Comments on: Penn State flushes Rose Bowl hopes

By: Monkey Sister

Monkey Sister — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:42:08 +0000

“Depends. We’ve got a lot of running to do”

Loved it!

By: Coqui

Coqui — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:38:10 +0000

LOL I bought it until you said Paterno said “ripped us a new one”

Good stuff.

By: sportsMonkey

sportsMonkey — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:36:22 +0000

Thanks, guys. “Bald guy with a cigar showing up at the bowl” seemed a bit forced, but it makes me LOL so I had to use it.

BTW: for those with too much time on their hands, there are no fewer than 25 references to JoePa pooping his pants inclusive. A “Where’s Waldo” of PSU excrement, if you will.

By: el Kaiser

el Kaiser — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:11:36 +0000

I had to light a match after reading that one. You win again, sportsMonkey.

By: Johnny Utah

Johnny Utah — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:42:47 +0000

My favorite quotes:

“We dropped a deuce.”

“Code Brown”

“We laid turds on special teams”

“We stunk up the place”

“ripped us a new one”

“younger kids are just pooped”

This article I am hoping is in no way real…right?

Either way, this is the best thing ever.